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I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

sh1re:

happy easter

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

alt-j:

hey-cassbut:

alt-j:

using the word “punny” in a joke should be punishable by death

don’t you mean punny-shable by death??

i.

i am so angry

ladyavenal:

cumberchun:

sherlock-hannibal:

I think I’ve got something in my eye.

Sherlock season three

He honestly didn’t know.

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via mikidora)

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(via p0kem0nmaster)

brandor:

Billie Piper at Awesomecon 2014

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.